It’s hard to have feelings for someone who’s as confusing as her. She really tired me out. I don’t

I’m going to be honest
I know this is unrelated, but if there was an award for Most Confusing Girl, she would win ten times out of ten. Now back to her personality.
I don’t hang out with her too much so I don’t know too much about her, but from my experiences with her she’s a bit shy and pretty reserved, but her friends say, “Just wait till you get to know her, she’s the loudest girl ever.” I personally don’t see that, but if that’s what all her friends say? haha I don’t know why you’re asking me out of all people though, I don’t hang out with her that much.

Creative way to get a waiters number

I was eating dinner with a friend (@ the counter) and we were both pretty bored. He told me to get the waiters number as a joke. I had nothing better to do, so whenever she came around to serve us I would make small talk, etc, all that stuff. She wasn’t a boring ass person like these two other girls I talked to right before so that was a really good sign.

We were about to leave and my buddy gives me a really good idea. Using the order forms to ask for the number. So how the counter works is that you fill out what you want to order on a form and they’ll give it to you. So I waited for her to come around, and I looked really hard at the menu, she said “Is there anything you need help with?” In which I replied, “I’ve been staring at this form for days, but I can’t find where I check off to get your number.” She laughed, wrote the number down, and we swapped names. 

yumyumsadventure:

I like to imagine that’s how they would greet each other when they come home.

Not really in the mood to answer something like this, another time.

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

I don’t track tags? I didn’t even know you could track tags haha

Hm! Well even if she isn’t the girl you typically date, try going out of your comfort zone for a bit. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take so if I were you, just go for it. If it doesn’t work out then, you’ll know what type of girl not to go after.